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this is the page of doom!

          things that gross me out:
  1. wet toilet seat when i sit down.
  2. sound of slurping, chewing, sloshing...
  3. blood.
  4. mold.
  5. dead things.

                           things you don't wanna hear from a your cook:

  1. is it supposed to burn?
  2. thats never happend before.
  3. everybody out! kitchen fire! kitchen fire!
  4. i'm glad i'm not eating that!
  5. eww! gross! i can't belive you just ate that!

                       things you don't wanna hear from your doctor:
  1. heh heh, this is my first time.
  2. gross!
  3. how did you do that, stupid!
  4. hey! i did it without any help.
  5. you can't take me to the nut house! i'm going to the moon! you can't stop me! you can't~ (gets a shot and falls to the ground.)

i hate life~did i say life, i meant bananas

"guns don't kill people, i kill people."~happy gilmore
 
"all you need to make an invention is an idea and a whole bunch a junk."~ unknown by me, or i could have made it...