one time
in the middle of the day
i ate a pig
it's name was shane
and i was like
'duude sorry for eating you
and i'm sorry there's no doctor treating you'
and he got up and turned into a prince
he was like "i'm not duude, i'm vince"
so we played basketball
to the death
of course we knew
i was the best
and i made touchdowns
for about an hour
when vince left to go take a shower
so i typed "u" on the computer for a day
until it said "there's no more space"
and i turned into a total basked case
ate a mouse and broke a vase
then i travled to a distant land
where i met a very strange man
"hello sir"
"get out of my face"
"sorry duude, i'm just lookin for a vase"
so he showed to a special room
and he killed me quickly
with a loud boom
but i came back to life
and i went to his house and stole a butter knife
then i ran back home
with my cat named carter
and he looked at me and said
how are we running across water?
then we sunk to the bottom
and met a little fish
and my cat took him in for a little dish
so i stole his butter knife too, i'm an evil man
might as well call me PETER CARRAND (you know who you are)
then i got home
but the phone rang
"hello?
"we're coming to hit you" the voice sang
i ran from the house
too a nearby tree
the problem was the squirrles hated me
so they through their nuts
and bit my ear
just like the workers at sears
so now i'm a toy doll,
used for stress relief
but my cat was elected
the head cheif
yo yo yo yo
hey hey hey hey
duude duude duuude
no way
