You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and
we don't know where
the heck she is!
-Ellen DeGeneres
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say
because it's such a beautiful animal. There
you go. I think my mother
is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
-Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I
taught her that
-Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-Ellen DeGeneres
