so one time i was looking at this guy who was drooling, he immediatly looked up and said "don't mind me, i'm just a fool"
and i said to him "does that mean i can call you stupid?"
and the stranger replied "no, i'd rather you call me 'challenged'. because it's more...truthful."
judging on how he doesn't seem to give a crap about what i say, i called him a stupid challenged monkey.