i'm standing in line for milk while teachers give out grades.
someone gets an F and runs out screaming.
they hit the kid in the back of the line.
that kid falls down and hits everyone else,
which eventually gets to me.
I fall down, hit a steel wall, and suffer from brain damage.
suddenly i think straight, and i walk home and start dancing.
as i dance i see a computer, i start laughing at it and dance more.
now i'm brake-dancing.
i hit a lamp with no light and it falls to the ground.
i turn on the light and a fire starts.
i remember i'm supposed to do something at a time like this.
i can't remember so i get on the computer.
"that was some good dance moves i was kicking out dog!"
or dawg.
or dogg.
never mind that.
anyway so i was on some website when i started typing random things in.
next thing you know,
i have a website.
now...
now i'm flying on my wings through europe looking for the sugar plum farries of lochness mcfiver.