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wanna hear a long story?

so there was this guy eating a piece of ham, and he said "this is one good piece of ham" and then some robber came and stole it.
so the man chased after the robber and fell into a hole.
in the hole he relized that it had gators in it.
they ate him.
he crawled out using the remainin body parts:
head, body, arm.
he started to crawl and relized the robber was in japan.
so then i came with the help of my sugarplum fairys from the page about how my website was made.
the sugar plum fairys grabbed on to the man and flew him as high as they could, flew to japan, and then dropped him.
the man landed right on a un-successful sushi hut.
the man was owner was so scared he fainted, the man took advantege of his time and stole some sushi.
then the man crawled untill he found the robber, who surprisingly still hasn't eaten the ham.
crowds gang along side the man and the robber.
soon the hit song "can't touch this" came on and they were in a dance off.
the robber started break-dancing while the man used his remaining body parts to preform a moonwalk.
then the robber ate the ham.
"ham? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
yelled the man.
 
the moral of the story,
the sugar plum fairys are a bunch of show offs.

well, thanks for reading.