"if i was dead, who would care?" robby, zach and dylan.

 

"when can i get a trunk monkey?" my brother conor.

 

"well maybe if i ate more, i could be fat!" dylan.

 

"why does the goverment hate us?" dylan

 

i have never stole anything in my life, so why does the movie theater laugh at me?

~dylan thinking

 

"the new M&M's color sucks." jarret reddick of bowling for soup.